

The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
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Total polygons: 3623 (Orb and Pin)
Seven separate materials.


License:
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Free for use in all projects commercial and non-commercial.
Distribution, publication, and changes are allowed so long as this file
remains as it is with the distribution or publication.


Instructions:
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The pin is a separate object parented to the orb piece and can be removed.

The .pp2 and .rsr can go into any prop folder.

The .jpg and .bum can go into any texture folder. It should ask when loaded
where they are located.

If you're resaving into the library; remember to click on select subset and
choose the orb and pin to save them together since they are separate objects.


Author and Contact:
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Model by Mirror Visage

mirrorvisage@fishyworld.net
http://www.fishyworld.net/

Textures and Conversions by Hecate



Accompanying Script:
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LAUNCELOT:  We have the Holy Hand Grenade.

ARTHUR:  Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the
sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him! Brother Maynard! Bring up the
Holy Hand Grenade!

ARTHUR:  How does it, um-- how does it work?

LAUNCELOT:  I know not, my liege.

ARTHUR:  Consult the Book of Armaments!

BROTHER MAYNARD: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.

SECOND BROTHER:
  And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord,
bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to
tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon
the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast
cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

MAYNARD:  Skip a bit, Brother.

SECOND BROTHER: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the
Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be
the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.
Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then
proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third
number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards
thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

MAYNARD:  Amen.
KNIGHTS:  Amen.
ARTHUR:  Right! One!... Two!... Five!
GALAHAD:  Three, sir!
ARTHUR:   Three!

[angels sing]
[boom]
